Based in Brisbane, Australia
0457 335 212

No Bullshit Digital Package

writing on the wild side


Get your business online – the right way and quickly.

Because, time is money!


What’s included:

  • Domain Name
  • 1 year of Website Hosting
  • 5 page WordPress website with Divi Theme
  • 5 pages of professionally written, keyword optimised content
  • Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions (ready to be looked over by your legal rep)

Email Marketing

What’s included:

  • MailChimp account setup & integration
  • Email sign up/optin on your website (GDPR Compliant)
  • Welcome email automated for subscribers

Social Media

What’s included:

  • Setup of 2 business social media accounts
  • Canva templates for brand consistency
  • One week of social media posts to get you started

But wait, there’s more…not steak knives, I promise…just more that you need to be online now!

  • Basic keyword research and meta-data for all pages of your new website
  • 3 professionally written blog posts
  • A guide including how to update your website on your own, all the colours/fonts etc. used, keyword report, and all the details on accounts, logins, plugins etc. – so you maintain control of your digital assets

So, who am I?

I’m a digital marketer, a UX copywriter, a content manager, a social media manager, the behind the scenes girl, the no bullshit girl.

I’ve worked with almost every industry you can think of. Plumbers, electricians, building consultants, gyms, cafes, mortgage brokers, doulas, photographers, psychologists and even a gentlemen’s club. Phew…I’ve been busy.

Connie is the most amazing person, she is so helpful and perfect at what she does. I’ve never known someone who goes above and beyond and out of her way like she does just to help and follow up. If you are looking for a 5 star copywriter she is your person.. if I could give 10 stars I would.. ♡♡♡ thank you ♡♡♡.

So, why the no bullshit digital package?

This one’s pretty easy actually – because I’m a bit peeved. I’m tired of my clients waiting months and months for their website designer/developer to pop together a basic website. I’m tired of people getting screwed over with exorbinant charges. I’m tired of clients arriving in my inbox with no access to their own digital assets. I’m tired of people ‘struggling’ to get online when it just doesn’t have to be that way!

So, this no bullshit digital package contains all the basics you need to get your business online – the right way and quickly. You only need to deal with one person – me! And, it’s all included in just one cost.

Nothing in your no bullshit digital package is outsourced – except for the set up of your domain and hosting, and only then to a local Aussie business I’ve personally been working with for ages and where my own stuff is housed. Your website, social media, email marketing, content etc. is all created by little old me.

Oh, and I only work with micro/small businesses so I get the pressure on resources and aim to make it count.

What is the time frame?

From receipt of your deposit and completion on your intake form – your website can be live in as little as 10 business days!

What is the cost?

$5K in total

10% deposit and the remainder before the website goes live.

What do you need to do?

Complete a new client intake form so I can get to know you, your business and your goal for going online. If it works better, we can do this over the phone.

Supply your logo and any other imagery you’d like to use online to promote your biz.

Be ready to look at the website and content I create for you – ready for any changes/tweaks and approval to go live.

It’s that easy because I’ve been doing this for ages now and because it doesn’t have to be a complicated, drawn out process – really!

Who’s this no bullshit package for?

  • Micro & small businesses – think tradies, service providers
  • Time poor businesses
  • Business owners with limited (or zero) digital knowledge
  • People who just need it done and someone to do it

If you need an ecommerce website or a website with lots of bells and whistles and functionality – this is not the package for you but feel free to still get in touch – more than happy to refer you to one of my collaborators that specialises in the ultra-techy stuff.

Need more? Need less?

That’s not a problem – just get in touch with what you need and I’ll flick through a quote.

Extras included: 

Content & Social Media Strategy

Content & Social Media Management

Additional Copywriting

Extra website pages, landing pages, optins etc.

Professionally designed logo

Business card design, printing, delivery

Ready to get started? Just flick me an email today